Had To Make It

(As I (Arushi) do the honour of publishing this post for Anurag ,I might as well do some good to him by mentioning that this retard writes all his posts on paper ; then types it and then publishes on his blog and yet makes innumerable spelling errors and ofcourse the punctuations are never there.He calls it his style;whatever! )

So Anurag speaks’’’’’

Snub the brouhaha

Somehow every thing has some good in it ; or else you must find it .

For I managed to better my own record of sleeping for hours on a stretch; I improved it 3 times;The previous best was 17 which I set ( like bread on butter) to beat Arvind Hoskote and Vasu Sharma; Its now stands 51 hours straight fellas’ ,better meet an accident anytime soon; coz this is war and everything counts .

And whilst my eyes were closed I could see the world better than ever before . As I fought my duel and people speculated and consternations ran ripe as to whether I was going to make it or not I realized that............

I still had to be the invincible foodie to beat Amish Tambi.

I still had to prove how useless Ankitash is and yet make myself reach new levels of fecklessness.

I still had to bring Divyanshu’s deceit to light and show that he actually doesn’t know how to play the guitar or that I played better than him and more proficient at expletives for that purpose.

I still had to show that Vidhi is nothing but a charlatan and that flimsy and paltry are nothing but she personified.

I still have to make Akshat ‘pay’ for all the time spent in the bed.

I still had to beat Manka at who sleeps first contest and show her that (presumably) reserved and the rebellions were paralleled .

I still have to court-martial Harsha signifying her worthlessness to the planet or my impediment equivalently.

I still had catapult a change in Adwait’s music collection and overthrow him to take the charge of the production house.

I still had to prove to Parvesh that I can hold a conversation in hindi; and that I never stole his girlfriend and I still have to prove that I am more decent than Keshav and bring to ground his nerdy glory;

I still had to see Sachin odiously condescend before me so that I could finally absolve him .

I still had to win a bicker with Anukriti over a who’s got the frailer physique.

I still have to clarify to Gaurav that Dudism at display aint a pretence at all’ and its better than whatever he is atleast.

I still have to beat Arpit in an argument for once not to mention how pathetic Dada is;

I still have to bring to light Arvind’s hypocrisy and all his irrational ideologies.

I still have to kill Minu by throwing her off a ride for her plagued enimosity.

I still have to make Anirudh overcome his fanatic beliefs and to bring his overtly graceful feign into picture.

I still have to show to Neha that I am not a super nerd or rather still conceptualize innumerable rendezvous.

I still have to potray Devansh's worthless acting in another movie of mine.Not to mention , actually listen to one of his lectures !

I still had to take Arushi away from Sam and prove to both of them that I can do the impossible. Not to mention sweep her off her feat in a jazz or a salsa much better than Sam.

I still have to sing a song in a voice more hearse than Gautam and that no matter how many Gym sessions he goes to I will beat the hell out of him in every battle ( Mund Battle) .

I still have to tell the world that Vasu’s spot in dance club over me is just because the ‘two’ girls( one of them once mine) fancied him a little more or maybe its just the ‘Josh’; and to him and Gaurav that its me who won the Pav-bhaji contest afterall.

And well And ;;;; I still have to turn Ishita from a shop-a-holic into a shop-a-repellent and to drown her in a swimming pool ; not to mention then to take her out of that pool and re-kill her with a coffee overdose and then bury her in a pile of cockroaches;

How then my friends could have I not made it for your sake ; how then my dear could I have gone back on my promises ; how then could I have gone without making that smile as my own forever.

And in the face of adversity ;;;;aah crap who wants to hear that;;;

Well with so many battles to be won ; with so many myths to be busted how could have I not made it .

I had to make it for you and I had to make it for “YOU”.