Saturday, January 9, 2010

ODYSSEY(es)


ODYSSEY(es)---

A tale from Dec. 14 2009 to Jan. 3 2010
{Act II ,III n Act IV 2 be published soon}


Act I(Dec. 15 2009)
Scene 1

(Voyage on the infamous Capitol Bus on the morning of 15th december ,2009 )

I hadnt thrown up,whilst effectively everyone had,on the drunken night (an entire post on that)
or on the proceeding morning. I was worried.
How often have you been so perturbed at "not puking" ?
Not when you are travelling in a bus packed like sardines with Insti students,oh what the hell, gals i meant !!
I did not throw up eventually.
While Bobby and Gautam ; wait !!
What the heck was Bobby doin nywz??
Overcome by a wide-mouthed nap;was kinda emulating Gautam.

Gautam was wide awake,a little anachronic, but once he is ...as usual, was blabbering out shit , what can be referred as "erudite counsel" for juniors ...But believe me its shit !!
While Capitol Prez aka Gsaw was equally worried ,not amenable with history,of his image being blown into pieces in case Vodka played shit !!
What's Gsaw's real name nywz??? !! :O
His stomach was a scorch(tch)-ed quarry :P



Act I

Scene 2

17:30 hrs at New Delhi Railway Station..waitin for ma train which departs in lik an hour or so..
And Miss Arushi in all embellished mood..

Arushi(Ishi): Where d heck r u ?? Or does a hubble follow you everywhere !!

Zulu: I wdn't know ..

Ishi: If it were me,i wd be more interseted in the 1st question...

Zulu: But ...it's me..

Ishi:God Forbid !!

Zulu: Just did !!

IShi: YOU dubious shit :D

Zulu: NDLS ...

IShi: 6:45?

Zulu: If they dont change the timetable before that !!

Ishi: Geez !!...Come over...Show me ur cheeky face ,,,wd u please ??

Zulu:I wd be more polite ; If someone had been angry for long..

Ishi: Bt it wd be me !!

Zulu: Dumb's ....I leave in an hour or so..

IShi: Okk...Even Better !! Stay Back..plz ma boy :))

Zulu : Ho !!...Refute !!

IShi: Ma chance 2 make up ! How wd a sorry sound better than this !!

Zulu : U won't get the better of me ..

Ishi: If i were u , i wdnt say tht ..

Zulu: Explanations, back home ??

Ishi: Dont bother...

Zulu: Ha, lol ..

Ishi: Aaja na,,,bahut din ho gaye..Aisa karega..Itni hi dosti rah gayi...Aise karega ??

Zulu: Phew !! Memorise better dialouges ...

IShi: Come..teach me..

Zulu : This doesnt happen ...Your aunt...better known as ma Mom...She wd go nuts..

IShi: Im saving u some time of tht...2 din baad ke tickets book karwa deti hun..Tu aa raha hai bas !!

Zulu: FAce off !! Wht makes u believe that im gonna submit to ur pampering again !!


25 minutes later....In Arushi's car..

Zulu: Im an idiot !! A loser !!

IShi : PLease ; temme some new stuff ..U bore the hell out of me..

Zulu: Where's ma mind !!!!!!!!!!

Music playing....Pixies...Where's ma mind...... !!

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